The general consensus around the NBA is that Ray Allen will sign with Miami. “Barring a change, he’ll join the Heat,” said a league source.
— Alex Kennedy (@AlexKennedyNBA) June 27, 2012
I’m still skeptical. “General consensus” is based on nothing besides what everyone thinks will happen. And the source doesn’t tell you anything besides the scary possibility.
“Barring a change”?
Well, barring a change, I plan on joining the Celtics coaching staff and Chuck will be dating Adriana Lima.
See? It works with everything.
“Barring a change, Greg Oden plans to come back and have a fruitful 10-year NBA career”
“Barring a change, The New York Knicks plan to make competent, fiscally sound moves that will make them a contender”
“Barring a change, Kobe Bryant plans to become a facilitator next season, refusing to take 25 shots per game while ignoring his teammates for large stretches.”
I dunno, maybe Ray will join the Heat, but that would fly in the face of everything we’ve he