Say It Ain't So!

I woke up today and turned on the TV as I usually do, when I heard the most terrifying news of the year. It was so horrific, I had to rewind the Tivo to make sure I was really awake and heard it correctly. Still thinking I heard it wrong, I called someone in to listen as I watched it a third time just to make sure. Well, I was told yes you heard that right, That's when I started scraming Noooooooo and began banging my head against the wall. Listen to the reporter for yourself, If you Dare!