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Hesitant. Lazy. Useless. Unintelligent. Moronic.
These make up a small sample of the plethora of adjectives I’ve used in describing Brandon Bass’ play this season. Hey, it falls within the job requirements of being founder, chairman and most vocal supporter of the Brandon Bass Hate Club.
You can now add “eating crow” to those responsibilities.
Over the first 62 games of the season, Bass averaged just 7.6 points, 5.1 rebounds and 0.6 blocks over 26.8 minutes per game. He also shot 45.5 percent from the field, while posting an offensive rating of 99 and a defensive rating of 102.5.
But if you thought his numbers were the worst part, then you obviously hadn’t watched Bass on the court.
His gameplay consisted of standing around aimlessly, waiting for an open shot. With the ball, even the sight of his very own shadow would be enough to scare Bass into a pass. On the off chance he did drive it to the basket, the resulting play would feature enough pumps to supply a retro Reebok launch.
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This was just too good to wait until after the game to post.
Brandon Bass just demolished Brook Lopez with perhaps his best, most aggressive as a Celtic. Awesome dunk.
One of the few good moments for the C's for last night, and it was a really good one.
Brandon Bass was the Celtics' leading scorer with 20 points as the Boston Celtics defeated the Washington Wizards 107-96 on Sunday evening. Kevin Garnett returned to play 24 minutes with 12 points, 6 rebounds, 3 assists, and 2 steals. Highlights above, box score below.
Washington Wizards 96, Boston Celtics 107 - FINAL - April 7, 2013
Best dunk of the night in the NBA? It has to belong to Celtics power forward Brandon Bass throwing down a massive dunk on Br…
BOSTON — Brandon Bass has seldom had a play called for him in the NBA, and that is OK with him. The soft-spoken power forward usually has very little to say about himself or his team, whether after wins or losses, 20-point performances or forgettable duds, playoff games or preseason contests.
Bass’ play spoke for itself on Sunday — rather, it spoke for his teammates. By coming...
The Brooklyn Nets defeated the Boston Celtics 101-93 on Wednesday.
The Celtics Brandon Bass took some of the game’s frustration out on the rim and Nets center Brook Lopez.
Lopez certainly was not backed down as hard as some people were this season were ( i.e. Jason Terry), but he was backed down all the same.
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Brandon Bass scored 20 points and the Boston Celtics, helped by the return of Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce, beat the Washington Wizards 107-96 Sunday night.
Bass missed his season high by just two points and led the Celtics with eight points in the third quarter, when they hit 75 percent of their shots, outscored Washington 31-19 and stretched a 56-52 halftime lead to 87-71.
The story leading up to the game was the return of Kevin Garnett, but the story of the game was the play of Brandon Bass. Bass had one of his best games of the season tonight against Washington with 20 points and 6 rebounds. The Celtics cruised past the hapless Wizards who were lead by John Wall’s 16 points 10 assists. The Celtics lead by 4 at the half before taking control of...
LOOK OUT, young fella! Dunkers in the building!
You know how you were always taught to force your man middle? This is a great example of how that fails to work. Brandon Bass blows by Reggie Evans and into the lane, which generally isn’t a bad thing for the defense, but a late rotation by Brook Lopez, who looked as if he had no idea that Bass could dunk, results in Brook paying...
Fans were expecting a big game from returner Kevin Garnett, but instead were treated to a 20-point performance by Brandon Bass. Doc Rivers got to finally take a look at what he hopes will be the Celtics' starting line-up…
Tweet Brooklyn Nets center Brook Lopez is putting the finishing touches on a season that will make some fans feel comfortable about the 4-year contract extension he signed last summer. Lopez is averaging 19.4 points, 7 rebounds, and a career-high 2.1 blocks per game. He was also selected to his first All-Star Game this [...]
7:15: At halftime, the Celtics lead the Wizards, 56-52. Just more of the same. This game should be over by now. They just don't try. Keep watching.
8:23: The Celtics have won, 107-96. Finally, they play good against a losing team. These last few weeks have been very tough for this group of guys, so it's good to see them wake up. Brandon Bass had another great game today...
The Boston Celtics defeated the Washington Wizards 107 to 96 tonight at the TD Garden. Pierce and Garnett both returned to the lineup, which gave the entire team a nice boost. This win was a full team win, as 5 players scored in double figures and 3 more almost did. Flat-out the Wizards were no match for the Celtics talent. KG was sharp in his return to the court, but the leader...