Found October 08, 2012 on Busted Coverage:
You dirty, drunk nose picker.
How does dirty, drunk Colts fan handle a boog situation when his nostrils are log jammed during a football game? Does he grab a napkin and honk out the log jam? No, he goes with a two finger position method to dig out those boogs.
Maybe he didn’t have a napkin handy. Maybe he was so drunk he didn’t care if someone shoved an iPhone into his boog picking business.
Did you watch that Packers-Colts game? In a way I don’t blame Colts Nose Picker for not getting up to blow it. Andrew Luck was only drilling Reggie Wayne with 13 balls for 212 yards and bringing Indy back late in the 4th.
Who wants to miss a nail biter just to blow a nose? Not Colts Nose Picker.
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