Found September 21, 2012 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
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It doesn’t matter that the Lions are headed in the right direction.  After decades of irrelevancy, opposing teams aren’t getting a second bye week with the Lions on their schedule.  Calvin Johnson is the most dangerous weapon in the NFL and the guy throwing him the football is one of four in the history of the sport to throw for 5,000 yards in a season.

But even a cannon for a right arm and 5,000 yards passing in his third year haven’t satisfied this guy.  According to Angry Protesting Lions Fan, Matthew Stafford isn’t worthy until he wins a playoff game…or better yet, a Super Bowl.

With a Lions logo in the middle of his back, a ripped shirt and a very well-written sign “Meet Stafford if you have money – $95 autographs”, this guy on a desolate corner in Detroit is losing harder than the Lions did post-Barry.  The picket sign-holding gloves aren’t doing him any favors.

“Until you win a playoff game or a super bowl ring, you don’t even need to get, you you, ten dollars tops and i’ll give you five.” – Angry Lions Fan

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