Found August 28, 2012 on Football Nation:
How many words rhyme with pepperoni? Unfortunately, Cowboys’ owner, Jerry Jones, answered that question for everyone when he recently starred in a commercial for Papa John’s Pizza. The polarizing Dallas GM – and part-time Joan Rivers’ body double – tries his hand at rapping in a song titled, “5 Star Combo.”Aside from owning “America’s Team,” Jerry Jones is also the man behind a slew of Papa John’s pizza franchises in the Dallas/North Texas area. Jones owns 78 of the pizza chains, and offers the familiar slices at the concession stands in Cowboys Stadium – so the pairing makes some sense from a marketing standpoint – but rapping?Jerry Jones – or Lil JJ as he is known in Dallas-area nightclubs – is no stranger to these types of promotional ads. In 2007, Jones was featured in another Papa John’s spot which showcased the then 64-year-old tycoon break dancing in the Cowboys’ locker room.It may be campy, and more than a little bit in the way of self promotion for the NFL’s most f
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