Originally posted on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 8/12/13
If you’ve ever sat by the fire, sipping your tea and wondered, “Is Blaine Gabbert the real American,” then wonder no more, because, according to this video, it don’t get much more realer than Blaine Gabbert. Set to Rick Derringer’s classic “Real American,” aka Hulk Hogan’s theme music, the song and video, while obviously tongue-in-cheek, are actually quite inspirational, and after watching it you will think that the Jags much maligned quarterback can lift cars off babies and wrestle alligators while penning the greatest novel the world has ever known…at the same time. Here are the lyrics, in case you want to get any or all of them tattooed on your body… When it’s the fourth quarter and the game’s on the line Just be glad that Blaine’s on your side If you blitz him on third down, you’ll pay the price He’ll hit his receiver right in stride Blaine is a real American Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win Blaine is a real American Leading the fight; Let’s win tonight! Critics hated on Blaine for much too long They stoked his fire and the flames grew strong But Blaine did not cry any Blaine tears He’s back for revenge and it’s so very clear Blaine is a real American Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win Blaine is a real American Leading the fight; Let’s win tonight! Blaine is a real American Hell yeah the Jaguars are going to win Blaine is a real American Put in Henne (Suck on my D!) *Wicked solo* If you play Cover 2 it’s simply a shame Beware of the QB he will make it Blaine Blaine is a real American Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win Blaine is a real American Climbing the ranks; King of Everbank! Blaine is a real American Hell yeah the Jaguars are going to win Blaine is a real American Leading the fight; Let’s win tonight! *Another wicked solo* Blaine bicka Blaine bicka bicka Blaine Blaine bicka Blaine bicka Blaine blicka blicka Blaine Blaine.. BLAINE! Yeahhhhh! Blaine! Blaine may not have cried any Blaine tears for the critics, but he may shed some Blaine tears if he loses his starting job to Chad Henne, who, so far as we know, doesn’t have his own kickass theme song like Blaine does. Blaine! [Shutdown Corner] The post Get swept up in Blaine Mania with ‘Blaine Gabbert: The Real American’ appeared first on Last Angry Fan.
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