Jeff Samardzija: Money for Nothing

Look out Drew Henson! If Samardzija continues to suck bad enough over the next few years, people might stop picking on you and turn their attention to the former Notre Dame WR turned Cubs pitcher. "The season hasn't fared much better for Samardzija since then. He's started 11 games thus far into the 2007 campaign, winning none. He's carrying 5.40 ERA, with a .333 opponents' batting average and 21 strikeouts through 55 innings."