Originally written on Razzball Football  |  Last updated 12/3/12
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Good tidings everyone and welcome, once again, to this quickly/drunkenly-typed blog post of one handsome man’s observations of Sunday Night Football as the world slides toward the end of another calendar year. There is a recent report that states there is a strong possibility that Andy Reid will be the Cowboys coach next season. This would be fantastical. This would be like the most laughable and poop flavored football qualities of Jason Garrett and Wade Phillips combined. And alas, the only protection from such a catastrophic event has failed. It appears that the Cowboys fan’s petition for President Obama to remove Jerry Jones did not receive the attention it so deserved. Unless our President decides to go Osama all up in Dallas and have Seal Team Six infiltrate Cowboys Stadium to extract Double-J-izzle. But let’s get to the game that was described by many to be an epic divisional derpfect storm, like two retarded clowns trying to stab each other into at least 3 orifices with ballo...
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