Found December 17, 2012 on Awful Announcing:
Apologies for going missing for last week's Straight Outta Stockton, let's just blame Norv Turner for that series of unfortunate events and let bygones be bygones, k?  We're back this week though with your best tweets, quotes, and observations from Sunday featuring how Al Michaels really feels about Ed Hochuli, who took his time in delivering mass confusion to all of America last night. .@awfulannouncing Quotebof the night: "Colin Kaepernick made plays with his brain tonight that really impressed me." -Collinsworth — Rick Strom (@RickStrom) December 17, 2012 @awfulannouncing Hines Ward.Thats it, just Hines Ward. — Kurt Neller (@kurtneller) December 17, 2012 @awfulannouncing Collinsworth: "They (49ers) are using the whole 'Shot Clock' if you will." Uh, they have that. Called the play clock. — Derek (@derek2k3) December 17, 2012 Al Michaels: "Here is Hochuli with an elongated explanation".@awfulannouncing #Ouch #SNF — CaptainTouchback (@CaptTouchback) December 17, 2012 Phil Simms: "I think you can make a field goal from 55 yards."30 seconds later: "Doing the right thing.Gotta punt." @awfulannouncing — Mike Bowers (@THEMikeBowers) December 17, 2012 "You'll see him flash onto your screen like a flash" - Chris Myers. @awfulannouncing — Hugh McDougall (@McDougallHugh) December 16, 2012 "Russell Wilson has been 5'10 his entire life." -John Lynch @awfulannouncing — Thomas Ikehara (@thomas_ikehara) December 16, 2012 "Dick LeBeau has 3 rules:1. Don't get beat deep2. Don't get beat deep3. Tackle the pass catcher4. Don't get beat deep"@awfulannouncing — David Wilbanks (@DWIL_10) December 16, 2012 Dan Marino called him "R.G. Griffin III" and "R.J. Griffin" in the same highlight. @awfulannouncing — Joey Jones (@ACjoeyjones) December 16, 2012 "Joseph Morgan is going to be a player for this organization." - Brian Billick. You don't say. @awfulannouncing — Corey S (@ShutdownLine) December 16, 2012 @awfulannouncing “This game just got a whole lot interesting.” -Troy Aikman — Luke Johnson (@thelukejohnson) December 16, 2012

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