Originally posted on Eagles Eye  |  Last updated 11/15/12
That headline about Jake Scott actually comes from BriSuksEgg FF League President JB-Sage-Lion, who it turns out has been churning out entertaining pearls of humor and wisdom in his running commentary at the ESPN league office. I just discovered the link to the actual FF league office thanks to Sage-Lion... if you hit this link, you will be taken to a satellite world of football fun and information JB-style: http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=962424&seasonId=2012 Here's a sample of JB's running commentary: "We shoulda signed [tackle/guard] Jake Scott a month ago..." [he's right!]...Former Champ Jerked Angora Rabbit wins The Bri Ass Hat for a 3rd week in a row! Amazing! 3-way tie this week.... Jerked Angora Rabbit sat Stafford and his 36... Bri Lion and Dem sat Andy Dalton and his 36.... and Spliffy sat Rivers and his 36! 3 way tie! Amazing! "Huds Strumpets coming on strong behind AD, The Muscle Hamster and his powerful D's!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. boner Lion kn...
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