If the NFC were being judged by a panel of figure skating judges, they'd look at the perfection of the Green Bay Packers and the nearly perfect failure of the St Louis Rams and just cancel them out. Then they'd pore their way through the rest of the field, assessing technical merit and -- of course -- awarding points for style.
About the only thing Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears could have done to improve on their complete domination of the Detroit Lions, technically near-perfect, was to bedazzle those blaze orange unis and eschew the eyeblack for club glitter.
I'll give you a minute to let that image marinate on your brain, and then let you be thankful that this isn't figure skating. Here's how this week's action affected the divisional races in the NFC.