Originally written on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 11/12/14

ANN ARBOR, MI - SEPTEMBER 05: Tate Forcier #5 of the Michigan Wolverines celebrates with Denard Robinson #16 after Robinson ran for a long first quarter touchdown against the Western Michigan Broncos on September 5, 2009 at Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Michigan. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
Denard Robinson is a darn good athlete. He's one of the better playmakers in college football. But, if you make him beat you with his arm, you'll be in decent shape and your fanbase will get some chuckles from his errant passes.

And while this song by Mind's Eyes was probably (HOPEFULLY) written for chuckles.  These guys have taken man love to a whole new level. I'm all for collecting memorabilia from your favorite player. Grabbing your buddies, writing a song called "I Love You Denard" and singing about wanting his dreadlocks - that's disturbing.  Should "Shoelace" ever go missing, look no further than these guys for your number one suspects.

Just in case you missed any of that drivel, here you go:

Henne Brady Grbac Navarre
All of these men could throw very far
Slow white quarterbacks most were five stars
Pro-style offense run by Lloyd Carr

When he retired I was still all smiles
Herbstreit told me that we'd get Les Miles
Didn't know what to think about the spread
Mallett left and I thought we were dead

First year under Rich Rod was a disaster
Spread offense needs a QB much faster
I suffered for two miserable years
But then you dried up all my tears

I think I'm in love I've never felt like this
Nothing compares not even my first kiss
My heart skips a beat every time you gain a yard
I know this might sound strange but I love you Denard

I love you Denard I don't know how to show it
I used to be scared every time you would throw it  You're the QB for me and I want everyone to know it

When you took your first snap vs. Western Michigan
That's when we found you were made of dilitihium
Always my favorite even when Tate started
Now the whole campus gets Denarded

No D coordinator seems to have an answer
A Michigan Man so glad you didn't transfer
Under the lights my heart still races
Because of you I don't mind tripping over laces

They say you can't play QB in the NFL
Well I think you play QB pretty damn well
You could win the Heisman, it's your senior year
If you cut your dreads I want a souvenir

Together so long can't stand to be apart
16 on the field number one in my heart
Without you it's gonna be hard
I wish you never had to leave I love you Denard


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