Originally written on Cub Reporter  |  Last updated 2/15/12
(This of course inspired by Rob's headline yesterday) So, I don't know jack, do you? The other day somebody said that Jorge Soler was gonna sign a contract with the Cubs, he just couldn't find his pen. Now it's all kindsa teams trying to get close to Soler, apparently. The Cubs, represented in the chart as the USS Enterprise, still seem to be the closest. But the Yankee Evil Empire suddenly came on the screens, and not alot Captain James T. Epstein can do with his phasers against those guys. And the Black Hole of Miami now opened it's hungry mouth. They've been sucking up everything, even Dark Star Z. Billy Bean is riding some crazy comet, and swooped down to get Yoenis Cespedis. Today I read that Ces didn't get a no-trade so Billy's probably got something up his sleeve for some kind of future time warp. Every time I read anything about the Philadelpia Red Planet, it's that their population is getting ancient, so getting Soler might make sense. But given everything I've tried to gue...
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