Rain beats a leopard's skin, but it does not wash out the spots ~The Ashanti of West Africa Utilized as teaching tools, Proverbs act as tools for the oral transmission of culture from one generation to the next in parts of Africa. The above proverb immediately came to mind when I heard some commentary related to Padres second baseman Orlando Hudson yesterday . . . Padres beat writer Bill Center conducts a chat each week on the UT website, fielding questions from fans. A couple of fellow fans (@thesacbunt and @vocalminoritySD) generally transcribe interesting parts of the chat via Twitter under the hashtag #sezBill.From the Sac Bunt:
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Orlando Hudson is 34 years old so I'm not holding my breath that a good rain beating down upon him will change who he is at a fundamental level. But I hope I'm wrong*.*Only so we can trade him by July 31st. I wondered if there were other proverbs that could retroactively help Orlando Hudson and discovered the following: Perhaps Orlando Hudson would have thought twice about insulting fans last spring after they voiced displeasure about the play of Brad Hawpe had he heard this one:
Rekindling the fire at the age of 34, Orlando Hudson would do well to remember:
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And also:
Orlando Hudson is 34 years old so I'm not holding my breath that a good rain beating down upon him will change who he is at a fundamental level. But I hope I'm wrong*.*Only so we can trade him by July 31st. I wondered if there were other proverbs that could retroactively help Orlando Hudson and discovered the following: Perhaps Orlando Hudson would have thought twice about insulting fans last spring after they voiced displeasure about the play of Brad Hawpe had he heard this one:Fans are the ones who watch television and attend games. They are the ones who make it possible for the Orlando Hudson's of the world to clear nearly $12 million dollars in 2 years. Accept the stink and revel in it, Hudson was not the best fit in the clubhouse because he was never exposed to this truth:Do not tell the man carrying you that he stinks. ~Sierra Leone
In Hudson's defense I'd bolt the clubhouse early too if Jeff Moorad was serving cornmeal as the after game spread.A real family eats the same cornmeal. ~Bayombe
Rekindling the fire at the age of 34, Orlando Hudson would do well to remember:
The nature of reality is impermanence. Buddha said that. If the Buddha could speak to the O-Dog he'd likely say, "You dyin' dog." After throwing a ball into the stands with only two outs remember these two proverbs when speaking to reporters:There is no medicine against old age. ~Accra
When your team is in last place and you exhibit the mental gaffe of the year DO NOT tell reporters you thought it was funny. It must be difficult to always be in self-censor mode but I advise the O-Dog to heed the collective wisdom of the Oji and Wolof. If Orlando Hudson had the awareness of those in Kenya he may never have allowed someone else to speak on his behalf through Twitter:When your mouth stumbles, it's worse than feet. ~Oji The teeth of a man serve as a fence. ~Wolof
Our modern day forest is Twitter and it has both ears and a zealous voice. I'd be remiss if I did not point out that without this transgression by Hudson we would have never heard the meme, #mowmylawn . . . so thank you, O-Dog. Maybe Orlando Hudson will become a deep thinker during this off-season. It may or may not occur due to education by proverb.The forest has ears. ~Kenya
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February 02, 2012
