Originally written on The Fantasy Fix  |  Last updated 11/18/14
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Cole Hamels (credits below) Cole Hamels faced off against Bryce Harper and the Nationals last night. It was their first meeting since Hamels welcomed Harper to the bigs with a fastball in the back, followed by an admission of guilt and a 5 game suspension. Hamels must have been in full “old school” mode prior to the game; downing six scotches to accompany the t-bone he cooked, wearing his bloodied wife beater, after holding it to his right eye for an hour to curb the swelling from a bare knuckled boxing match. He then fondled some dames while being casually racist towards his battery mate Carlos Ruiz. Some may say he's taking this whole old school persona too far, but it's hard to argue with 8 IP, 8 K, 0 ER. In honor of Old School Cole's big night, lets go around the league for Wednesday's games, like it's 1920 and the Kaiser just got a taste of Uncle Sam's right hook. Two fingers of rye and a brand new handcrank Ford for Chris Sale, who befuddled the anemic Twins with 7 IP, ...
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