Originally posted on Razzball  |  Last updated 3/21/13
The title of this post was nearly, "F*ck Luis Cruz." If that guy gets in the way of my last round draft pick of Dee Gordon, I'm gonna be none too happy! Or is that "I'm gonna be some unhappy?" While Hanley Ramirez is out with a thumb injury, I want Dee Gordon to play for a month and for the Dodgers to say they won't play Luis Cruz. I homophoned you! If anyone out there drafted Hanley already, I want to see your faces. Push them against your computer monitors or your handheld mobile devices. You are traitors to Razzball. I said specifically -- or pacifically if you're on a boat off the coast of California -- not to draft Hanley. Word for word, "I’m done with Hanley until we see a return to his previous glory." I didn't even bury the lede. That's the first freakin' sentence of my Hanley blurb on the top 20 shortstops for 2013 fantasy baseball. I hope Hanley's out for 3 months, returns to hit 7 homers with 12 steals and someone drafts him in the 3rd round of 2014, too. Know why? Because no matter how many times I tell people to ignore position scarcity, they don't listen. You need to jam a cotton swab in your noggin like Lena Dunham and clean out your wax. (BTW, season two of Girls -- meandering, pointless, adjective. Biggest drop in quality from season one to season two for a TV show since Heroes.) The Dodgers are saying Hanley could be out anywhere from two weeks to ten weeks. If you drafted him, you don't read this so I'm talking to all the people who didn't draft him. Send an email to the Hanley drafters. Subject: Trade Offer. Body of email: Any interest in trading for Yunel Escobar? I'll take Paul Goldschmidt. Click send. Now unfriend them on Facebook. Done. Anyway, here's what else I saw in Spring Training for 2013 fantasy baseball:The post It’s Been A Bad Week For Adverb Thumbs appeared first on Fantasy Baseball Blog at Razzball.com.
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