It's So Big ...

Johan Santana: You know Nelson, this big chipotle cheesesteak sandwich from Subway restaurant is so big ...Nelson Figueroa: Yeah, it's playing in the majors big.Johan: No no no, it's winning the Cy Young big.Nelson: No, it's pitching a no-hitter big.Nolan Ryan: No no Nelson, it's pitching seven no-hitters after you leave the Mets big.Angel Pagan: No Nolan, it's constantly holding at third base on singles to the outfield big.Luis Castillo: No Angel, it's falling down the dugout steps and spraining your ankle big.Hospital for Special Surgery: No Luis, it's diagnosing your injury and having people who know nothing about baseball prescribe a cortisone shot big.Snoop Manuel: No doctors, it's not needing tendons to play baseball big.Jose Reyes: No coach, it's not being able to run because of that tendon that I supposedly don't need big.K-Rod: No Jose, it's blowing a 7-5 lead in the ninth big.Johan: Wait a minute Frankie, it's not that big.Se...