I'm sure Alanis Morissette would, wrongly, call this "ironic", but Jose Canseco's ex-wife Jessica is set to be part of VH1's new reality trainwreck "Hollywood Exes".
I know, not really rain on your wedding day, but it's been the former big leaguer that's been banging the Twitters night and day begging for work...not his former flame.
And how exactly are either of the Cansecos "Hollywood"? One was in Playboy and the other, well...is Jose Canseco.
The unscripted show, which has been granted a 10-episode order by the pop culture-themed network, stars Mayte Garcia (formerly Mrs. Prince), Andrea Kelly (formerly Mrs. R. Kelly), Sheree Fletcher (formerly Mrs. Will Smith), Nicole Murphy (formerly Mrs. Eddie Murphy) and Jessica Canseco (formerly Mrs. Jose Canseco).
"These extraordinarily strong women adjusted to and endured a lot while their ex-spouses won fame and fortune defining pop culture for that moment," said Jeff Olde, executive vp original programming and production at VH1.
"Now these women must reinvent themselves again, stepping out of the long shadows cast by their famous husbands and supporting each other as they define the next stage of their lives -- this time on their own terms," he added.
Does anyone want to place bets as to whether Jose Canseco shows up on the show?