What the hell...
According to numerous reports, Phillies second baseman Freddy Galvis has been suspended by MLB for 50 games after testing positive for a banned substance. According to Todd Zolecki, Galvis tested positive for a metabolite of Clostebol, a performance enhancing substance.
Galvis had this to say about the test.
"A trace amount of a banned substance - 80 parts in a trillion - was detected in my urine sample."
Why he tested positive is a mystery. It could be a faulty test, or Freddy Galvis could be a complete freaking moron.
Galvis' suspension will begin immediately. Although it won't make a difference, since you know, his freaking back is broken.
We'll keep you updated as soon as we catch wind on this story.
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