Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 6/12/12
Pretty much all I got from the Ace Ventura sequel was a hilarious scene with a robotic rhino and what guano was.  Jim Carrey is such a teacher. Just as Ace Ventura cornered the pet detective racket, so has Dr. James Andrews the Tommy John surgery profession.  Chris Capuano is due to receive a free ligament replacement on his Andrews Clinic punch card after receiving two procedures in 2002 and 2008 (two notes – first I wish him no harm and second I have no idea if Andrews was actually the surgeon).  After up and down seasons in half of 2010 with the Brewers and an inconsistent 2011 with the Mets (Capuano did show signs of quality back-end of the rotation stuff with a 8.13 K per 9 in 31 starts), Capuano got a pretty nice chunk of change, signing a two-year deal worth $10 million with the Dodgers. One of the most surprising pitchers through the first two months of the season, Capuano dazzled with nearly a strikeout per inning and an ERA of 2.14.  However, June has not been as welcoming...
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