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horrifying photo credit: Shutterstock.comLook at this guy. Haven’t you always wanted to smell like him? Now you can!Today’s Dugout is after the jump.Two important notes:1. I did not make this up, I swear to God. 2. The Dugout template is being difficult, so please excuse our mess.@import url("http://fanhouse.progressiveboink.com/fanhouse.css");The Dugout **Online Host** Welcome to the Oakland Athletics Chatroom! YESWayJose: friends! hard working souls of … oakland! gather round, gather round YESWayJose: do you suffer from rheumatism? lumbago? acute, chronic, sciatic, neurologic or inflammatory pain Smeth: Jose come on man we said you could sit in here with us if you were quiet, we’re trying to get ready for our game FreimanInParis: This is our toughest game ever! We’re playing the Angels! They’re SO GOOD on paper, and I assume we’re playing this game on paper! YESWayJose: but i represent the only company that makes the GENUINE ARTICLE that cures headaches, neuralgia, e...
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