Found February 15, 2013 on With Leather:
PLAYERS: Arianny Celeste
Sometime last year I made a joke about people who follow Arianny Celeste on Twitter, and how she couldn’t possibly have anything interesting to say. I was rightfully called out for it. Just because her job is to hold a piece of cardboard and walk 10 feet (like a homeless person, or that guy in a gorilla costume who stands on the side of the road outside of a Party City) doesn’t mean she’s not a person, capable of the same reason and insights as a prize-winning physicist, or whatever. I’ve tried to avoid jumping to similar, ignorant conclusions.That said, this ring girl is dumber than a bag of f**king dog food. See that big ROUND 2 sign she’s holding? Yeah, to show that to the crowd she had to walk past a knocked out guy sprawled out on the floor with a bunch of people attending to him.Here’s the recap, from the hilariously expository YouTube description:An unattentive round card girl walks by an unconscious fighter being tended to by doctors with a sign indicating the start of r...

Buy A Date With UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste; Current Bid – $275

After all these years of drooling over Arianny Celeste, you can now finally make your dreams a reality. The sexy UFC ring girl is auctioning off a date with her to UFC 157 on February 23! With the estimated value of the entire experience being valued at $1000, you might be able to sneak in at a lowball price…bidding is currently at $275! Oh, and it’s for charity! Your girlfriend...

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