Originally written on Bob's Blitz  |  Last updated 4/29/15
"I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolic (s)..."Amazing Tongue Twister Rap lyrics:I...Adamantly attack the alphabetwith an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholican asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolic(s),But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beatbrushin' bubbly allover your booby and booty beefcause I'm a carpenter, when I come carvin' your carcassleaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet crumble chron' with my Colorado and my Cal cronies cram it full of condiments like it's a Calzonedelicious! but I didn't drive and drinkwhether diamonds or dimes man I'm diving deep like an electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned just entered me in the electionI got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis of the erectiona freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felonfive falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell inGoogling googly-eyed girls to get insidegolly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela's gentrifieda hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles meand hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy in hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris and hang with Hipster Helen the hooker with huge hipsI'm ill. I'm Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issuesjumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsukillin em like a kid.. got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanzain a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skinI'm richer than a Klingon kickin it at the Kremlinbut I kick through your door, kall me Kramer Kardashian Lethal. Literally litter a little limerickthat be littler than a Leprechaun a menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhemmakin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraskaneeds a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASAOminously, I mean it's obvious you see a:orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia Oswalt: Pattonpickin a pocket pluckin a patentI pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passionI got a question, I gotta quiz yashould I quirk up the quotes and make the flow quickerreally getting ready for the revolution reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resortserve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokinlike a sheet of Sudafed i'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse TITTIES ON ATILLA TELL A TELLER THAT'LL TOE TAGTERMINATOR GUN INSIDE A TURTLE TATTERED TOTE BAGTHUGSARE UN-AMERICAN UNATTRACTIVE AND UNWANTED AS AN UGLY PAIR OF UGG'SVIVID AND VIVACIOUSLY VENOMOUS With the wicked wombats only walking where women isgettin xenophobic at the XanaduXoXoYippy-ki-yay,!Yours' Truly,MacYES YO!!!Oh ****, I forgot Z....Zebra.**Follow us on Twitter, Subscribe by Email, View via Our Mobile Site, or Return Home
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