Originally posted on Red's Army  |  Last updated 5/30/12
The Celtics need to win tonight. Falling behind 2-0 to the Heat could be a death sentence. Better defensive rebounding and foul shooting would be nice, a consistent 48 minutes from Rajon Rondo, and someone other than Kevin Garnett as a scoring option would go a long way to giving the C’s a realistic chance to win game two. If none of that works, then it’s time to get in the heads of the Heat to throw off their game. There are several ways to do this. Hide LeBron’s silly XVI mouthpiece; it would be like cutting Samson’s hair. Tell D-Wade that Avery Bradley never had surgery and will play in game 2, leaving D-Wade in a cold sweat thinking about getting his shot blocked by a two guard whose left arm is about to fall off. Or let D-Wade know that Coach Spoelstra said something about is mom, which will set D-Wade off on a tirade like the one he exhibited in the Pacers series. Paul Pierce could always put on a Tyler Hansbrough mask on one of his drives to the hoop, setting Udonis Haslem of...
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