Originally posted on MyTeamRivals.com  |  Last updated 5/14/12
   DATELINE: HUMOR! Paul Pierce said it:  “We’re gonna ride Kevin Garnett all the way.” Hi-yo, Silver, away! The winning Big Ticket has become the “Rocking Horse Winner.” Not since Troy has there been such excitement over a giant gift to the fans. As we recall, there were a bunch of men inside the wooden horse, waiting for the chance to come out and show the City of Brotherly Love the way to the loser’s circle. The Celtics are tossing oats to KG and letting their little jockey, nicknamed Shorty Rondo, take the reins and ride the Green Seabiscuit all the way to San Antonio, if necessary. War Horse should have been the Best Picture of the Year, in honor of Kevin Garnett. If champion thoroughbreds have been more disrespected, we cannot find one at the trough. Trashed by an Atlanta owner, receiving no votes for season MVP, the old gray nag is more than he used to be. To the neigh-sayers, we can only chomp at the bit. Bring on those polo pony Sixers. Paul Revere’s patriotic horse was nam...
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