A Croatian soccer coach was fired for allegedly stealing an opposing player's credit card to buy 36 bottles of Jagermeister. Jozo Gaspar was dismissed by NK Precko Zagreb over Easter for reasons that until now were kept quiet. But according to local Croatian press, it has emerged he is alleged to have admitted to stealing a credit card from a wallet in FC Sparka Elektra's dressing room in facilities they share with Precko. No truth to the rumor that the coach was headed to a University of Wisconsin frat party. After pinching the plastic, the coach then drove off and used the credit card to buy 36 one-litre bottles of the brown liquid courage at a cost of nearly $700. He was discovered when being caught on CCTV paying for the Jager and then recognized when trying to buy 10 more bottles hours later elsewhere, resulting in his subsequent canning from Precko. The attempt to buy more was also halted by the fact the card was declined for insufficient funds. Who says that stuff doesn't make you crazy?