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Found January 16, 2008 on We Should Be GM's: Yardbarker Blogger Network
Angry Blogger Arrested
TEAMS: Philadelphia Phillies
PLAYERS: Adam Eaton
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I spent last night behind bars because of Adam Eaton. Thank goodness for lifelong buddy Corey, or I may still be in the dank cell in Philly...he posted my bail. Don't worry bro, I'll pay you back later. Why was I arrested? How was it Adam Eaton's fault? Here's how the story goes... My ever mounting hatred of Adam Eaton reached its apex last night after allowing 6 runs in less than 4 innings. I couldn't take it anymore, the man is a disgrace to a Phillies uniform, he is ...
Original Story: http://pabaseball.blogspot.com/2007/0... Verified_ybn

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  • stevens8204
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    stevens8204 said January 16, 2008

    Wow! Now that is taking it in your own hands!
  • GMCarson
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    GMCarson said January 16, 2008

    I had to do it, I couldn't continue to watch Eaton pitch us out of the playoffs. Thank goodness for Lohse and Kendrick.
  • dontrelle
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    Verified_athlete dontrelle said January 16, 2008

    hahahahah man thats a crazy story
  • rcs360

    rcs360 said January 16, 2008

    Wow, never heard something like that before!
  • buckyd1918

    buckyd1918 said January 17, 2008

    if you click on the link of the real story, and then scroll to the bottom of the page, it says he made the whole story up
    • KingdomeCome

      KingdomeCome replied January 17, 2008

      doesn't really take an Einstein to figure that one out.
      • Quadzilla

        Quadzilla replied January 17, 2008

        Yep, something like this just "might" make SportsCenter.
  • GMCarson
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    GMCarson said January 17, 2008

    I figured most people when reading this would know it's a farce, but apparently some are gullibe. Funny story nonetheless...

    By the way, is that really D-Train that left the comment?
    • Annt74
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      Annt74 replied January 17, 2008

      that the real D.....check his blog...
  • GMCarson
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    GMCarson said January 17, 2008

    That's awesome!!!
  • Annt74
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    Annt74 said January 17, 2008

    i agree...by the way...as if you actually got up of the couch and drove down to the stadium...great story...oh ya all the other stuff, bitch-slap, autograph, taking his car etc.
  • GMCarson
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    GMCarson said January 17, 2008

    My blog, We Should Be GM's @ http://pabaseball.blogspot.com, focuses mainly on the Phils and we often like to put a commical spin on things. This story was a way of me venting my frustration.
  • GMCarson
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    GMCarson said January 19, 2008

    Gotta have fun with life!
  • tacotime

    tacotime said January 19, 2008

    I bet you now Adam is going to take second thoughts about pitching bad again
  • GMCarson
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    GMCarson said January 19, 2008

    That would be awesome if Eaton actually caught wind of this fake story...he'd probably get a good laugh out of it.

    • MrMarc replied January 20, 2008

      Or, he would sue you for everything in your wallet.
  • GMCarson
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    GMCarson said January 20, 2008

    How could he sue me?

    • MrMarc replied January 20, 2008

      I don't know. You "tarnished his reputation?"
  • GMCarson
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    GMCarson said January 20, 2008

    He tarnished his own reputation with that shit-o-rific effort he gave for the Phils last season. I hope he turns it around and makes me eat every last word I ever spoke negatively of him, but until then- ta hell wit him!
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