Found January 16, 2008 on We Should Be GM's: Yardbarker Blogger Network
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I spent last night behind bars because of Adam Eaton. Thank goodness for lifelong buddy Corey, or I may still be in the dank cell in Philly...he posted my bail. Don't worry bro, I'll pay you back later. Why was I arrested? How was it Adam Eaton's fault? Here's how the story goes... My ever mounting hatred of Adam Eaton reached its apex last night after allowing 6 runs in less than 4 innings. I couldn't take it anymore, the man is a disgrace to a Phillies uniform, he is ...

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  • stevens8204
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    Wow! Now that is taking it in your own hands!
  • GMCarson
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    I had to do it, I couldn't continue to watch Eaton pitch us out of the playoffs. Thank goodness for Lohse and Kendrick.
  • dontrelle
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    hahahahah man thats a crazy story
  • rcs360
    Wow, never heard something like that before!
  • buckyd1918
    if you click on the link of the real story, and then scroll to the bottom of the page, it says he made the whole story up
    • KingdomeCome
      doesn't really take an Einstein to figure that one out.
      • Quadzilla
        Yep, something like this just "might" make SportsCenter.
  • GMCarson
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    I figured most people when reading this would know it's a farce, but apparently some are gullibe. Funny story nonetheless...

    By the way, is that really D-Train that left the comment?
    • Annt74
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      that the real D.....check his blog...
  • GMCarson
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    That's awesome!!!
  • Annt74
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    i agree...by the way...as if you actually got up of the couch and drove down to the stadium...great story...oh ya all the other stuff, bitch-slap, autograph, taking his car etc.
  • GMCarson
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    My blog, We Should Be GM's @ http://pabaseball.blogspot.com, focuses mainly on the Phils and we often like to put a commical spin on things. This story was a way of me venting my frustration.
  • GMCarson
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    Gotta have fun with life!
  • tacotime
    I bet you now Adam is going to take second thoughts about pitching bad again
  • GMCarson
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    That would be awesome if Eaton actually caught wind of this fake story...he'd probably get a good laugh out of it.
    • Or, he would sue you for everything in your wallet.
  • GMCarson
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    How could he sue me?
    • I don't know. You "tarnished his reputation?"
  • GMCarson
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    He tarnished his own reputation with that shit-o-rific effort he gave for the Phils last season. I hope he turns it around and makes me eat every last word I ever spoke negatively of him, but until then- ta hell wit him!
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