Originally posted on Razzball  |  Last updated 3/16/12
3rd base sucks.  My apologies to MC Serch and Prime Minister Pete Nice, but it ain’t about y’all!  It’s 3rd base for fantasy baseball.  And it’s like a raccoon crawled up in your attic and died, then the raccoon’s ghost came back in the form of your dead grandmother and nags you about changing your underwear.  Tell your dead raccoon ghost in the form of your dead grandmother that you don’t need to change underwear if you’re not regularly getting laid and 3rd base sucked before, but now it’s even worse with this David Wright getting all iffy up in here, up in here.  Let’s face it, only two people per league are getting Bautista or Longoria.  You want Adrian Beltre for $29/3rd round?  I don’t really want to pay that premium.  So we’re left with trying to figure out how to get the stench of this dead raccoon/grandmother hybrid out of our fantasy attic with sleeper picks.  I went over some targets for 3rd base for 2012 fantasy baseball.  I didn’t mention Brent Morel there becaus
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