I suggest you imagine the trailer voice guy reading the title, it becomes much scarier that way.
Oh, and before it's too late, you can un-throw up in your mouth because this is not a quote from Brad Stevens or any other Celtic. It's directly from the invincible Crawford himself.
#Celtics guard Jordan Crawford said in his 4th year in NBA he feels teammates are starting to look to him as a "leader" on the team.
— Scott Souza (@scott_souza) September 13, 2013
I'm your leader now, Shavlik. You might be gone, but still.
To be fair, if I were the only Celtic to receive a first place vote for the "6th man of the year" award, I'd feel like my teammates should see me as a leader. Sure, you might argue that someone confused Jordan with Jamal and voted mistakenly, but then again, someone might have truly enjoyed Jordan's .512 true shooting percentage, 12% defensive rebounding rate and 19.4% asist rate (Spoiler alert: Nope.)
If you're in the "Celtics should tank!" camp, you should feel ...